Kingdom Hall....like seriously the worse thing to call your church I can think of.
The Good News....the only good news I wanted to hear was that the meeting was cancelled.
Torture Stake.....seriously, like what the fudge!
Talk....Brother Stick in the Mud will now give the talk on....Sermon Dude! It's a flippen sermon.
A Spiritual brother/sister....This is one who has his nose really deep in the Circuit Overseers ass so far, he knows what he ate for dinner last night.